Christine's Favorite Quotes
“You might be a redneck if…you broke a toe when you dropped your belt buckle on it.”
-- JEFF FOXWORTHY
Comedian
“Never call in sick unless you are well enough to enjoy your day off.”
-- CHRISTINE WENGER
Author & Civil Servant
“Whether you think you can or think you can’t—you are right.”
-- HENRY FORD
Inventor
“The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.”
-- HELEN HAYES (at 73)
Actress
“From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.”
-- DR. SEUSS
Author
“All of our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them.”
-- WALT DISNEY
Imagineer
“Give the American people a good cause, and there’s nothing they can’t lick.”
-- JOHN WAYNE
Actor
“I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not
dumb ... and I'm also not blonde.”
-- DOLLY PARTON
Singer, Composer, Actress
”If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.”
-- SUE GRAFTON
Author
“Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.”
-- ELEANOR ROOSEVELT
Former First Lady
“My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on
the top bunk bed until I faint.”
-- ERMA BOMBECK
Author
“Old age ain't no place for sissies.”
-- BETTE DAVIS
Actress
“Becoming published isn't something most people can do overnight. It takes a lot
of hard work and perseverance, and believing in yourself through a lot of rejection. I ought to know--it took me thirteen years to publish. I never gave up, though I wanted to several times."
-- GAYLE CALLEN
Author
Avon Books
“Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.”
-- LILY TOMLIN
Actress, Comedian
Q: Where do you get your ideas?
A: "I get all my ideas in Switzerland near the Forka Pass. There is a little town called Gletch, and two thousand feet up above Gletch there is a smaller hamlet called Uber Gletch. I go there on the fourth of August every summer to get my cuckoo clock repaired. While the cuckoo is in the hospital, I wander around and talk to the people in the streets. They are very strange people, and I get my ideas from them."
-- DR. SEUSS
Author
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